Fratpad - Fratpad Buddies With Gage - Part 111-... -

"Wake up, people!" Gage barged into the rec room, holding the scroll aloft like a battle standard. His "buddies"—Derek the gym-obsessed, Tasha the brainiac who aced hazing with a PowerPoint, and Chip, the guy who brought a live chicken to parties—rumbled in like half-dressed gladiators.

Chip, wearing his chicken mascot hat (because "rules are suggestions"), clucked in agreement. FRATPAD - Fratpad Buddies with Gage - Part 111-...

"Let’s grab flashlights and a bucket of popcorn," Gage said. "Tonight, we find the Architect." "Wake up, people

Scene 1: The Messy Aftermath Gage stood in the chaos of the frat house, a Solo cup handle lodged in his hair like a makeshift crown. He surveyed the wreckage from last night’s "Great Pizza Toss 2024"—a party that celebrated (or mourned, depending on who you asked) the start of midterms. Soda cans lay like overturned coffins, pizza boxes teetered as if caught mid-collapse, and a single sock from a senior still pinned the living room door shut. "Let’s grab flashlights and a bucket of popcorn,"

Gage’s hands trembled. "Is this a threat… or an invitation?"